The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.
Boy 1: That girl's crazy! Look at her laugh. But she's so cute!

Boy 2: Yea, she's def an Alice.
Boy 3: Yea, that's my Alice. My wild card.
by CrazyCard2 September 19, 2009
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A glass of milk that has been sitting out in the sun for 12 days and has been spit in by homeless dogs.
Eew i accidently drank some alice.
by tiobla June 26, 2009
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Alice is one of the happiest girls you will meet, she always has a smile on her face. She's super pretty and has a glowing heart. Don't worry if you need her she will always be there!
Alice looked gorgeous last night night at that meal!!She made my night happy
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beanerville,aka so close to mexico you could spit and hit it.
the birthplace of the crackhead, the highest percentage of dropout rate in the state of texas.also known as Hubcity(or the tunnel of drugs)
Where you from? -"Alice" oh?! isnt that in the valley?
by Nova Scotia Hio June 12, 2008
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a bitch who doesnt care about anyone but herself she snd ugly girl who thinks she is prettier then she is and thinks everyone would sleep with her when really no one every will
dude she thinks she is so hot but she s fugly wanna b
shes an alice
by pink22567 July 27, 2011
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Really Alex....but significantly better...and short and 13.
"Damn he's so young...he must be an alic"
by alicisamazing December 11, 2018
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Someone who faces a lot of stress with strength. She is beautiful just the way she is and plays well all the fuck you cards from life. Imagine a smart and witty girl who always thinks ahead. She makes mistakes but always climbs back up. She might be super sensitive to everyone's opinions and puts people before herself, but always loves herself.
Alice is just the name for her.
by lifegivesmeanxiety March 23, 2021
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