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A mouse that didn’t get any attention in his own fucking book so he killed himself basically doing suicide.and a damn book you’ll read in 8th grade and learn how damn painful it is too have your name in the book and not even getting attention in your own damn fucking stupid book 😡 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT HUH
Stupid:Hey did you know about the legendary rare fire Algernon?
Algernon: Yes you bitch
Stupid: Oh ok
Algernon: Yes you bitch
Stupid: Oh ok
by Lucas Z October 19, 2019
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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A term used to describe people with particularly Rat-ish or unintelligent features. "Algernon's" often display such tendancies as saying "Nein" instead of no even when not in Germany or a German class.
by sydof November 19, 2008
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A small, sweet-natured but slightly retarded cat. Has eyes like those goldfish with eyes out to the sides. He is quite lovely, but very simple, and has noticable man-boobs. He likes to bite. His name cat be shortened to Algy.
"Algernon, come here so I can give you a cuddle!"
"Algernon, don't lie like that, we can see your man-boobs."
"Stop biting me, Algy!"
"Algernon, don't lie like that, we can see your man-boobs."
"Stop biting me, Algy!"
by Katiecorn October 18, 2008