its when you have a girl put a noodle strainer over her face, and you shit in it. push it through to make shit noodles. then you jerk off and blow on her shitty noodle face.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.