Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
by AlienMermaid69 January 09, 2014
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a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.
this alfonso guy is so rude
by sidneey April 27, 2019
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the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp
alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player
by soriano October 12, 2008
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Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end
by AdrianB_ June 06, 2013
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A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.
Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.
by CoalBoi October 31, 2018
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A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
by Unknownimous* June 07, 2021
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