So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.

A man of huge genitalia

Alfie's are ussally the type of boys who use people and sleep with different girls every night and annoys people to make them go away and friends every girl so he can flirt with them all then ask them out by one by one

Alfie is a tall boy who is a quiet chap but is also an absolute legend.An Alfie is normally spotted with Dorito bits but as of late he has been spotted with rice because of his braces.he is a friend of mason and Luca

Alfie is the name given to those who are not only A pedo but also swings both ways with girls and boys, be careful around an Alfie.

An alfie is usually quite short, although he thinks he is significantly taller than he actually is. This could be due to bad depth perception or poor eye sight. An alfie has a cancerous laugh which could give anybody Ebola from a 7 mile radius. If you engage with an alfie you might just find yourself drinking drain water and locking little girls in suitcases and keeping them in cupboards for a while😶 an Alfie's favourite activity is hand designing rainbow lgbt support shirts, licking steps, seeing to demonic boilers, losing in 4 in a row, and translating Latin sentences for his own pleasure. Although you might be put of by the likes of an alfie, you never know, one day he might just save your life by jumping of a ladder in a church rafters and using his foot to knock over a group of table tennis tables which where about to kill you.

ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin