A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
abject that is all that count,s
by telephone June 21, 2005
Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.
by McNevin September 18, 2009
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
by Sirblondie June 16, 2009
"Last night in the middle of sex my girlfriend started spanking me and wanted to put a dildo in my butt." I told her we're not going to 'Reverse Alfalfa' it.
by sntntentty January 8, 2010
When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
dog that is alfalfa
scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.
scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.
look at that cute alfalfa dog its so alfalfaey !!!