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Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF
Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.
by Jacecakes May 12, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know
Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...
by chocolate strawberry May 17, 2018
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