A fart face, but can often be called a butthole. Not only can she also be defined as a “catfish,” but she has also known many douche canoes in her time. 10/10 Tinder bios and ready to do yoga in her room at a moment’s notice.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.