A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Taking free stuff under false pretenses; not coming through on your e-thuggery

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process