Alex

Alex is a dumb bitch slut ass hoe that sucks dick for free

What is that thing standing on Belmont ??

It's an Alex !!!

by Alex s March 12, 2015

Alex

A northerner with an amazing bum!!!

"Check out the booty on that Alex dude"

by APaps November 16, 2011

Alex

A stupid nigger!

Keem: "Alex is a stupid nigger!"

by Pultost November 9, 2016

Alex

someone who is famous on the internet and speaks with a canadian accent, it can really freak you oot.

Dudeee that girl is such as Alex, she has 10,000 followers on Tumblr.

by butterfleyes November 4, 2011

Alex

A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".

Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek

by Alex Turovets December 29, 2014

Alex

A guy with small brain, soul and penis

Hey look it's that Alex with a tic tac! Oh wait that's no tic tac...

by South park for life 360° April 15, 2015

Alex

A dumbass

Alex means not smart

by Sadly,dls March 16, 2017