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A handsome, slim, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all types of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a huge penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Ladies, if you ever cross paths with one of these men, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
by MasterBlaster63 July 07, 2011
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A handsome Italian boy who is funny, cute, and charming he will love u and be there for u and he loves girls with the name Lesly so any Lesly’s out there go for him
by Lucy360 June 26, 2019
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An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
by Pedro Diez October 16, 2019
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
by AdvancedAtom June 01, 2017
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Alessio is special, he has a painful past but still is such an beautiful human being.
he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out
he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh
he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out
he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh
he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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by rebeccaishotterthanalessio August 04, 2020
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A handsome, chubby, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all TYPES of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a tiny penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Zoe, if you ever cross paths with an Alessio, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
by happytweets January 31, 2016