by FaZebobdabuilder July 12, 2019
Aleksa is a totally epic guy!! He's very nice, sweet, caring and very gentle. Everything about him is special in and out. Also he's a very good memer and is part of the Ricardo Worshippers cult.
Some say that Sera is in love with him, but we'll figure that out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!!
Some say that Sera is in love with him, but we'll figure that out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!!
Me: Aleksa, play despacito
Aleksa: Despacito, quiero respirar tu cuello despacito, deja que te diga cosas al oído
Aleksa: Despacito, quiero respirar tu cuello despacito, deja que te diga cosas al oído
by owogryffin February 27, 2019
Aleksa is the knock off Russian equivalent of what we commonly know to be Amazon Alexa. Substantially less refined than her American counterpart, this Virtual AI presents a virtual persona akin to a tired mother in her mid 30’s after a few glasses of red wine and a long day.
Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.
Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.
User: “Aleksa! Where did I put my keys?”
Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”
Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”
by schmuffin April 21, 2020
by Mr. Blinky August 27, 2008
to smooth talk your way into a family's heart, for the sole purpose of stealing-ing away with their daughter, and doing less than charitable things to her
i really aleksas' that chic at the beach today, its gonna be weird when I go to the cubs game with her dad tomorrow.
by Mr. Sellers August 15, 2009
by therealanony May 28, 2018