The sexiest beast to ever walk this earth. As she passess you can hear the wistles of all the men that surround her. Being called Aleesia is the best complment any woman could ever recieve. An Aleesia is an uncommon gift from god.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.