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Aldo is a really kind sexy man. 90 out of ten would fuck again. HE has a dick 13 inches long and it feels like heaven whether your a guy or girl youll be lucky to look at or ride this beast of a man. Most ly a brutal lover consisting of him shoving his dick so far down your throat so you cant breath and he pulls out as he starts to see the life fade out of your eyes. But he can alo be a gentle lover. he can be fast and hard or soft and loving whatever you want. You want to find a Aldo to be your man be =cause you will be forever satisfyed. You need a man like Aldo.
I want to fuck Aldo again and again and again. I want him to shove it all the way down my throat then so far up my ass
by SexyAldo69 September 09, 2019
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Aldo, some what a good name, although it's kind of cringe, you can't change it. He's a loving person but very sensitive to the outside world. Even though most people call him names such as "gay" "weird" or "ugly" Aldo knows he can't do anything about it cause all those things are completely true. No matter how strong Aldo tries to act, he will always be a big crybaby on the inside.
Person 1 :Hey ! Aldo looks so sort of nice today !

Person 2 : Well to bad that's just today :( he should dress like that everyday. What a poor kid
by The urban government September 25, 2018
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when a family member or close friend doesn't invite you to a party they are hosting or throwing.
I heard your party was great. Thanks for the aldo.
by Hai Medu Ele August 24, 2009
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Aldo is usually a tall tanned guy with beautiful auburn hair and colored eyes, usually green eyes. He's super outgoing and crazy but he's a super fun guy to be around all the time! He's also really kinky and people are always creeped out by the freaky things he says ;)
Aldo is a bad bitch who I'd fuck any day
by richbitch24 March 14, 2017
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aldo is a nickname called to you if your name is Reynaldo.
person1: where's aldo?
person2: who's aldo?
person1: duh! Reynaldo
person2: duh! how supposed i know! duh your self!
person1: duh!

ex.naldo,aldok,do,alds,do-alds
by Reynaldo Ranada November 05, 2006
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A Guy With a foot long dick who will shove his dick so far down your throat that he watches the life fade out of your eyes until you pass out.
Yo he fuckin Aldo'd me last night.
by SexyAldo69 September 10, 2019
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He has a big, feathery penis. That's pretty much his only defining feature. Oh yeah! He's black so like racial equality n shit.
Mom, Aldo keeps fucking my cockatoo!
by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016
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