A cute, adorable, sweet and geeky boy. He is typically characterised by his giant elephant ears and his lopsided grin. His eyes sparkle when he smiles. Gunnar is cute, sweet, smart, talented, and creative. He is an emotional boy. He is as unique and as special as they come.
Geek. He loves Star Wars and math and cuddling, as well.

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

DJ Alden is a really good DJ and friend to me. Yes, I’m friends with a DJ!!!!!

When you get you’re penis stuck inside a quesadilla

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

an WNBA player that has a boy name. she likes her dog henry, whip cream, and cactuses, all just a little too much. She is commonly seen pulling down her sweatshirt because she thinks everyone is a perv trying to bake her cake. She has a pet giraffe named Andrew. Andrew is best friends till the end with a hedgehog named Harold. She has about -12 friends and loves to pick chocolate off of people. Look for her odd and mysterious chocolate markings on the palm of her right hand. Additionally, she has an odd phobia of ears and ugly people. She only sends toe nudes to the specialist of people. She enjoys caramel delights and cheese sticks frequently and loves to listen to promiscuous girls on soundcloud and when i look at you by Miley Cyrus. Her sister recently secretly got a hamster without telling her mom and Connor says it "ran off" somewhere in the house and is lost, but many speculations have surfaced that Connor may have eaten the hamster herself. she can be described as an interesting girl.

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.