a person or animal with a genetic condition causing fair skin, light hair, light eyes, and poor vision.

• albinos do not have red eyes -- due to their lack of pigment, light goes through the iris giving it a red hue.
ME. copy and paste the link below for pictures or whatever. *gasp* the albino girl has friends, a social life, and keeps up her appearance!

to all the stereotypers out there .. suck it.

myspace.com/misz_blondiee

by nicole xox June 19, 2007
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A person with a lack of pigment. This results in pale skin, blue eyes, blond hair and bad vision.
The eyes of albino animal are red.
Look at that albino bunny, he got white fur and red eyes.
by ~*-_-*~ December 23, 2005
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some one with very pale skin and light hair, his penis usually does all the thinking
ben l. is such an albino
by carl hengen January 28, 2005
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"A lady's boyfriend in name only." (a.k.a. A.L.B.I.N.O.) When a woman claims to have a boyfriend when in fact she does not. Because this claim is false, the boyfriend exists in name only.

This usually occurs in one of two circumstances:

1. When guys make unwanted advances in a public setting, some women will falsely claim to have boyfriends in order to stop their advances, often claiming one of their nearby male friends as their boyfriend. This is particularly effective when the albino is ripped or jacked because the men engaging in unwanted advances are usually loathe to have these advances result in violence.

2. Feeling insecure about being single and/or going alone to an event, a woman will claim to have a boyfriend and bring him to the event to show off as evidence.
That girl's not fooling anybody: her albino is clearly gay.

Ah, that's sad; she couldn't even find an albino to attend the wedding with her.
by shaydc February 17, 2011
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a very scary all white person with red eyes whose scariness is intesified should he/she/it be a midget with a bloody lazy eye and smell really bad. albinos are the scariest things ever, and are the worst roommates ever. They also tend to live in colonies as they cannot go outside in the daytime.
by summer g June 27, 2005
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pink eyed, white haired schmuckish type character, often constituting rich parents, overworked guns (of the muscular variety) and a unique tendency to camouflage on the Alps. Often found frequenting a super-exclusive gymnasium, straight to the dumbells, doth him. Anything to detract citizens eyes from ones own, since they are quite, quite pink. And often glow in the dark. The common, Berkshire Albino also sleeps with open eyes, and is easily terrorisable and shaveable.
Rim: "Oi, check the Milkybar kid, his guns are enormous!"
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."
by JimboK February 8, 2006
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