"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.
by Valoo February 24, 2015
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
by jewyhaystack November 06, 2017
The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
by Emilie Christensen June 10, 2011
The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.
by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020
A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".
by UrbanMonkeyLA February 04, 2010
Alberte is the sweetest, kindest, loving, smart, most beautiful girl you will ever meet she makes the funniest jokes and makes you laugh for hours she also has lots of romance in her life =)
by Lizzith January 02, 2018