A huge Salt Mine, we are talking salt deposits on salt deposits. If faced with an Albert your best chance is to throw water at it. Though this will only piss of the Albert more.
Guy1: Hey have you seen Albert?
Guy2: Yeah some guys were heading over to mine some salt in that direction.
by Salt Mine May 11, 2018
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Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter
Albert eats booty
by Beeto btw May 01, 2019
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The egg yolk word for 'Mayabang'

'Mayabang' is a Filipino word which we can translate to 'Boastful' or 'too full of himself' in English

See also: Patrick which is the egg yolk word for star.
Example: Patrick is so Albert.
by Gaybetrayer November 10, 2017
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An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube
by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020
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Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.
Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):
by Lexy_Boy December 02, 2018
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