A fist bump at the most awkward of occasions, demonstrating an inability to analyze social cues.
LOL Albert pulled an Albert! What a guy.
by Muner December 12, 2013
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a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
by unknown_name334 May 16, 2011
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Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries
Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert
by Sexy ass motha fuckas December 11, 2015
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The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Alberts is my last name.
by GoryGamer September 18, 2018
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A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them
Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches
by Tarvish May 27, 2019
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Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.
A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.
by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019
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