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Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.
A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.
by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019
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A huge Salt Mine, we are talking salt deposits on salt deposits. If faced with an Albert your best chance is to throw water at it. Though this will only piss of the Albert more.
Guy1: Hey have you seen Albert?
Guy2: Yeah some guys were heading over to mine some salt in that direction.
by Salt Mine May 11, 2018
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Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter
Albert eats booty
by Beeto btw May 01, 2019
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The egg yolk word for 'Mayabang'

'Mayabang' is a Filipino word which we can translate to 'Boastful' or 'too full of himself' in English

See also: Patrick which is the egg yolk word for star.
Example: Patrick is so Albert.
by Gaybetrayer November 10, 2017
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An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube
by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020
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