An Albert is a strong man who will stick up for what he cares about. An Albert will always have a penis or large size. He has fucked your mother and that’s the reason he is a real motherfucker. He is popular and has Girl’s around him all the time, and he will not give a shit on what you say.

A person who likes to hit printers.

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

An extremely cute guy that loves lauren nguyen :

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage

a faggot ass kid that likes cindy but she has a boyfriend lol

Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.