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1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
by KWINHnotKWIN August 30, 2008
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Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries
Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert
by Sexy ass motha fuckas December 11, 2015
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An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.
"That guy albert is good for a protector"
by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017
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Remember Albert from our class at school? He changed his name to Einstein
by frabrizio January 13, 2019
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a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
by unknown_name334 May 16, 2011
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A fist bump at the most awkward of occasions, demonstrating an inability to analyze social cues.
LOL Albert pulled an Albert! What a guy.
by Muner December 12, 2013
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A guy who has horrible taste in wheels and hair style but claims the “chicks dig it
Hey man have you seen those ugly ass wheels?

Ya that’s that dumbass Albert for ya!
by curlyhair690 April 24, 2019
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