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His mum is big gay
His day is big gay
He is big gay squared

- Abraham Lincoln
John:Bro ur such a Albert

Albert:Frick off
by Drag3nz November 13, 2018
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Indecisive, a complete gentleman, kinda whipped but still sweet, the love of my life <3 Then name of the sweetest guy in the world
Jessica loves Albert so much! <3
by BlondeGirl <3 October 27, 2011
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The type of guy that looks like a little boy and who blushes alot. He has big lips and will possibly have babies with big fat lips. He also happens to be My best friend forever. He is the best person you will ever meet, You wont regret meeting him at all. He is a very lovable person and he is absolutely cute. <3
"Aw your such an albert!"
by kaaaylaaaa. March 08, 2010
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a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.
Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 05, 2018
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Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked
Albert , nuff said
by El'Bobert March 09, 2010
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1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
by KWINHnotKWIN August 30, 2008
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