Stinky Fat Pussy lips

An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly charms his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of sweetness, loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his persistence will amaze you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of courting, he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. Alberts are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and you're lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you assure yourself everyday that he's in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s super handsome and has an amazing personality. Despite his slightly explicit personality, he does his best to try and be the best friend or boyfriend that he can be. He’s the worlds best boyfriend and any girl would be super super lucky to have an Albert as their boyfriend. If you have an Albert don’t ever let him go, that’ll be a mistake you’ll regret. When he realizes that he loves you, he’ll do anything for you and go to the end of the earth to make you happy. He’ll never give up trying to tell you that you’re amazing or pretty even though you don’t accept it.

a hot sexy dude a little overwight

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.