An Albanian girl is a Sexy Mediterranean Girl....
Is that sexy girl, italian, is she Greek?....No She's an Albanian girl.
by thomas King III May 24, 2009
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An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.
Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"
by SamBam27 May 30, 2016
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Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.
Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!
by Timrothy Schtep August 19, 2008
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Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)
In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.
by notbigbrad June 28, 2022
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An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.
If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011
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When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
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