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The country in which Voldemort hid while he recovered from the damage that Harry Potter had caused him.

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Voldemort: "I hid in the forests of Albania"
by AlbaniaSupportsEvil November 17, 2009
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Country, near Italy, borders Greece Macedonia, Montenegro, and Serbia. Mostly mountanious, has a coast on the Adriatic sea. Albanians are decendents from the Illirians. Was an Ottoman province until 1913. Had a brief kingship from 1913 to the beging of WWII. After WWII a communist dictatorship was enacted under the rule of Enver Hoxha. He died in the 1980s soon thereafter, in 1990 communism was overthrown, and a new corrupt democratic government took hold. Albania is the only country in Europe to date to have a positive growth rate and a muslim majority.
Albanian - a person from Albania. Shqiperia is the local name for Albania.
Gjergj Kastrioti is Albania's national hero.
by Nobody March 07, 2005
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A place near greece and macedonia. Albania is full of judgemental people but they're also very outgoing, fun and highly intelligent. Albania is known for its hidden natural beauty.
Go to Radhim, Albania. It's a hidden gem.
by elizabeth summers March 26, 2008
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The best, most beautiful place in the world... where if someone has a problem with u they tell it to ur face they dont act like some dumbass n talk shit behind ur back, where real people live, the food tastes good n no GMO's dref.... albania the best place in the world... DONT HATE ON IT!!!
The best, most beautiful place in the world... where if someone has a problem with u they tell it to ur face they dont act like some dumbass n talk shit behind ur back, where real people live, the food tastes good n no GMO's dref.... albania the best place in the world... DONT HATE ON IT!!!
by TRUE ALBANIAN March 03, 2005
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Albania is the best country in the world. The Albanian language and the country itself is one of the oldest in the world. It is most likely the most beautiful country in the world too. Albania's mafia is also the best in the world by far. And the Albanians can fuck up any Turkish person, Greek, Serbian, or an Italian fag any day.
Albania is the best country to visit. My family and I took a vacation to Albania last year and it was best time of my life.
by albania-is-the-best July 14, 2011
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