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When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.
Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.
by Alaskan plow-machine March 01, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.
Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.
by diaperbandit August 19, 2010