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When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?
by ShowMeUnicorns January 08, 2011
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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