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It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.
Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"
by The Homie January 25, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011