An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
by BWaldo May 02, 2005
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A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.
My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.
by spel itt rite September 18, 2006
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by danti dicoreo November 29, 2011
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A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
by saltine._. May 11, 2017
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by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019
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the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.
dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.
by swami February 16, 2005
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