by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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by Botz January 06, 2015
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 06, 2006
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by KilsOner September 12, 2009
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when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh May 30, 2011
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