A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.