1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.

a bastard who doesn't give a f*** about anything

(I have a friend name Alan at school)

Fun loving, goofy with a motor mouth.

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.

Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".