Alana Is a very bi polar person who's always ready for a fight but is very loyal and a good friend. Her grades in school ain't the best but shes street smart. Shes an animal lover. Shes country but only dresses like it sometimes other times she dresses as if she likes girls but in reality she just likes to be comfy, other times people thinks shes emo/ghetto or shes in uniform.

Likes to eat poop and breath still smells minty somehow.

A real fucking bitch. No truffle butter on her pussy. Whack as fuck! Not sweet, also does not like sex. Slightly gay sometimes and a real stupid bitch. Likes boys with small splunk trumpets. Continuously hurts the people around her.

Alana is the best girl you will ever meet. She is super smart and sometimes rubs it off on people. If you have an Alana in your life you are very lucky. Be sure to keep away when she is mad or you will get your butt kicked. It is easy to make her laugh because she is alway so cheerful. Whenever you see her she is probably smiling. She can be really emotional when times are tough, and she needs her friends by her side. She looks for brown haired men with gorgeous brown eyes. You are lucky if you have an Alana as a girlfriend because she hangs out with the boys a lot. Inside she is a really sporty girl that is never wearing fancy clothes. Never let an Alana go, because she is hard to get back.

a hoe that needs to close her legs it smells like goddamn mr.crabs butthole clean it before your boyfriend chad cheats on you with another hoe

Alana is the most beautiful girl out there. When you become friends with an Alana it lasts for ever. When you are friends she will never let anyone hurt you. If someone dose hurt you she is right there and ready to fight on your behalf. She is one of the most amazing people out there. When times get hard she doesn't leave. No she may have trouble getting a boyfriend because many boys want to date her because she is beautiful and has the most amazing personality. If you find an Alana never let her go.

Alana talks shit about everyone then tells her parents that your a bad person she is a real bitch!