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The act of taking something going good for you in life and messing it up.
You're so close to getting with her, don't alan it.
by Jelter September 23, 2011
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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a bastard who doesn't give a f*** about anything

(I have a friend name Alan at school)
My friend: Alan just got in trouble
Me: No sh** Sherlock.
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by kwusty December 06, 2018
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A confusing ass BITCHHH who doesn't really care about anyone but himself. Can be sweet at times but don't fall for that too fast. You'll wanna slap him 20 seconds later.
Person 1: Oof why you mad?
Person 2: Alan
Person 1: Makes sense
by dumbass08 September 23, 2018
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my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan
by ayethatone August 06, 2011
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A word usually shouted in the street by any males under 30 in the UK when completely drunk from the sesh, or more commonly at a festival/campsite. When complicated vocabulary is difficult to get out, drunk squads will usually acknowledge each other with an extremely loud Alan. This is usually followed up by an Alan response from the other squad, however sometimes the response is Steve.
Four guys are walking down a back street on their way back home from the club.
Guy 1 spots another similarly drunk group of friends around 200m down the road.
Guy 1: "ALAN! AAALLLLLAAAAANNNNNNN!"

A member of the other group will then turn around and shout back.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!"
by samtc98 July 17, 2017
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2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by BC Awesome March 23, 2009
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