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a bastard who doesn't give a f*** about anything

(I have a friend name Alan at school)
My friend: Alan just got in trouble
Me: No sh** Sherlock.
by kwusty December 06, 2018
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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The act of taking something going good for you in life and messing it up.
You're so close to getting with her, don't alan it.
by Jelter September 23, 2011
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my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan
by ayethatone August 06, 2011
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someone that has deep sexual perversions
- A Pedo is sighted

- ahhh omg theres an alan grab ur kids while u still can
by erin**** May 24, 2008
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2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by BC Awesome March 23, 2009
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