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A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.
Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
by Guerinpridewoo April 08, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018