A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
by ProfessorPsychic March 09, 2010
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A three way of girls but instead of using dildos, they are using spoons.
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When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx August 27, 2006
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When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"
My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night
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1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.

2. noun, snot
1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere

2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere
by Joel weatherhead June 26, 2008
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A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies
"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London
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when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician
me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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