A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
by ProfessorPsychic March 09, 2010
by BoiClapper52 October 24, 2018
When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx August 27, 2006
When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"
My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night
by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 07, 2017
by Joel weatherhead June 26, 2008
by The Worded guy February 11, 2021
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020