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A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
by ProfessorPsychic March 09, 2010
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May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx August 27, 2006
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1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.

2. noun, snot
1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere

2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere
by Joel weatherhead June 26, 2008
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A three way of girls but instead of using dildos, they are using spoons.
by BoiClapper52 October 24, 2018
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A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies
"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London
by The Worded guy February 11, 2021
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