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Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.
by Pat239 January 14, 2008
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."
by ono_bilz October 21, 2020