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One who lacks manners and common courtesy. Usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. In certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. Commonly nick-named "Retro." Prefers Busch Beer and bowling to spending time with family members.
Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!

He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN

Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
by Big Doggy Jizzle October 07, 2005
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk
Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.
by soulmate July 02, 2004
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A person who wears wifebeaters ALL THE TIME and is actually from alabama. You know your an alabama man if you wear wifebeaters,carry a shotgun, and your from ALABAMA. Your also an alabama man if you pronounce naked like necked and also if you pronounce water like wooder
south park creators who created Alabama Man
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A man whose favorite word is "sister"
The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R
by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020
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