Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.