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A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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