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The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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