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When you and (presumably 4) other white males grab a group of women (preferably non white and/or wives) and then presume to beat the living shit out of them... Afterword put a big ol' pinch of Grizzly Wintergreen... DIXIE 09 HELL YEAH 4WD.
Bob: Ey boys wanna go to the mud hole and do some truckin'?
Bill: Nah man I'm going to the Alabama Backyard Beatdown tonight at 6:30... Just before Dale comes on to race.
Boomhower: My wife is s'pose to go to that... Bitch didn't give me a cold beer last night...
by ziggy69 April 17, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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