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The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011