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Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.
Dad: Why?
Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
Dad: Why?
Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018