A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity

The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.

The king of men.

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.

When you take a dump so big that the toilet won't flush