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1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The act of oral sex upon a male genitalia while he is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (or any Call of Duty).
by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010