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The actual mega god of the entire universe. His unstoppable dark energy and speed give him immortal powers. All respect and give thanks to Akim
"Woah, its akim!"
by Ewan parnell June 04, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A roommate who disposes of bugs.
There was a spider in my room, but my akim fixed the problem.
To get rid of bugs we have an akim to help us.
by Elizabeth Katelin Irland October 19, 2011
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An Amazingly Sexy Person who is Possibly the best boyfriend ever, he is extremely Clever and an amazing kisser& hugger. Akim is Very loveable and will Never be forgotten
are you going out with akim?

yep

omg your soo luckyy!!
by TabbyPS November 07, 2010
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a beast, always competing with DAOUDA to be the beastiest guy in the universe
(x): so AKIM, who's your best friend?
AKIM: FOGYOUARE
by d to da g December 17, 2004
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1) one who is not of the smartest stature
2) to have no common sence
3) atractive but ditzy
After having a couple drinks with this new girl I quickly realized that she was akim.

by tmez February 17, 2009
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A person from the region of either Iraq, Somalia, Uzbekistan, Pakistan or Syria who is known for a little willy , big boobs and big booms.
Akim is chatting rammel again
by Akims friend November 07, 2017
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